Let’s be real—one of the greatest side effects of cannabis is the glorious, undeniable, soul-stirring case of the munchies. That moment when everything tastes like it was handcrafted by a culinary wizard and you’re convinced no one has ever truly appreciated food the way you’re about to. But what snacks rise above the rest? What bites do stoners crave most when the high hits just right?

Here are the Top 5 Munchie Snacks Cannabis Users Can’t Resist—ranked, loved, and slightly worshipped.

1. Doritos – The Crunch King

There’s something about Doritos that just hits different after a toke. Maybe it’s the finger-licking cheese dust. Maybe it’s the satisfying crunch that echoes through your soul. From Nacho Cheese to Cool Ranch to those wild purple Spicy Sweet Chili ones (yes, they’re vegan—hello, plant-based tokers!), Doritos are a certified munchie MVP. Bonus points if you make them into a weird sandwich with whatever else is in your fridge.

2. Ice Cream – Cold, Creamy, and Totally Necessary

Sweet tooth on blast? Ice cream becomes your emotional support snack. Whether it’s Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked (ironically appropriate), a gallon of Cookies and Cream, or a random pint of dairy-free magic, that cold creamy bliss is the perfect contrast to a warm, relaxing buzz. Plus, there’s something deeply philosophical about eating ice cream straight from the container while watching cartoons at 2 a.m.

3. Gummy Candy – The Chewable Jackpot

The chewy, juicy, colorful world of gummy candy is like edible art for the high mind. Sour Patch Kids? Check. Gummy worms? Oh yes. Peach rings? Come to papa. They’re portable, shareable (if you’re feeling generous), and the sugar rush keeps the vibe going strong. Just don’t mistake your THC gummies for your snack ones—or do, but only on purpose.

4. Pizza – The Eternal Munchie God

Pizza is more than a food—it’s a lifestyle. Leftovers? Beautiful. Freshly delivered, still steaming in the box? Divine. Cold from the fridge? Honestly, elite. There is no wrong way to enjoy pizza post-session. Bonus stoner points for throwing chips on top of the slice like the renegade food innovator you are.

5. Cereal – Midnight Bowl of Happiness

No milk? No problem. Cereal can be a straight-from-the-box snack with endless possibilities. Fruity Pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cap’n Crunch (with or without berries)—these crunchy, sugary bites take you straight back to childhood Saturday mornings, except now you’re older, wiser, and slightly more baked. Add milk and it becomes a full meal. Stoner logic = impeccable.

Honorable Mentions: Takis, peanut butter straight off the spoon, frozen waffles, leftover Chinese food, and whatever weird combo you MacGyver from the back of your pantry. (Tortilla chip dipped in Nutella? Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.)

At the end of the day, the munchies are all about flavor, comfort, and pure joy. Whether you’re a salty snacker or a sweet tooth warrior, cannabis turns your taste buds into the judges of a personal food competition—where everything wins.

So next time the munchies come calling, treat your taste buds like royalty. You deserve it.